Archive for the ‘Victories’ Category

Aardvark takes the cake

In Victories on July 4, 2010 at 3:30 am

I had a question, the question itself isn’t important, but I needed it answered. So I went to Yahoo Answers to get it answered. Of course I was disappointed because within an hour I had 0 answers. I then went to a forum, which I thought would help. I asked my question and no answer within two hours. Finally I remembered that I had an account over at Aardvark. So I went there, asked my question and within ten minutes I had an answer. So now my problem is solved and I am attempting to wipe Yahoo! Answers out of my mind and make sure I remember Aardvark as my primary source for answering questions.

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In Sportsy Stuff, Victories on June 23, 2010 at 4:04 pm

USA just scored a goal in stoppage time to beat Algeria and win Group C, thus advancing to the next round. They’ll play the runner-up of Group D. Now let’s see if I can completely tip-toe around the game.

See I was reading a nice article about three million iPads being sold in the first 80 days, and then suddenly the room completely erupts in a frenzy of man screams. Naturally I was shocked and appaled. So I wasn’t really cheering for the goal because I was in complete shock.

I bet that goalie is going to get the highest punishment there is in Algeria which I guess is something ridiculous like… being pineappled. It’s like being stoned, but you just get pineapple thrown at you for about 2 hours.

Finally USA did something big in sports that wasn’t basketball.

One goal? Really? We won the group, we should be so good that we beat teams by like three goals. I wouldn’t be too mad about the one goal win if it wasn’t in stoppage. STOPPAGE.

In all seriousness, I’m happy that America won their group. I look forward to watching them in the next round.

The typing was awful… but it’s done.

In Ranting, Victories on June 21, 2010 at 4:49 pm

I just finished my typing program a couple hours ago, and I just have to go and rant about this, but it was worse than the program I did back at my old school for three years in a row. It took me a long time to realize that you had to hit ‘TAB’ to indent, and that you had to use two spaces after each period. If you make too many mistakes on certain aspects of the program, you have to start over. Now because all I do is win, that hardly ever happened to me. But on days like today where my hands are cold and numb, there was plenty of screwing up. I almost threw the keyboard into the monitor, most people would say wall, but I don’t know if my weakling arms could make it to the wall… that’s about two feet away. Anyways, I’m ranting about my own victory, so it qualifies for both the Ranting and the Victories category.

I’m out,

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