I swear… my name is Garrett, not Derrick

In Ranting on June 24, 2010 at 2:35 pm

I just hate it when I tell someone that my name is Garrett, emphazing the G and the ‘Guh’ sound it makes and then they turn around and say Derrick. I don’t hate the name Derrick, I’m not prejudice, I just get angry that people do that. It makes me want to just say ‘CHARLIE MURPHY, what do the five fingers say to the face? SLAP! haha!’ No wait I have a better one, I just want to Falcon Punch someone in the face, and then when they’re down throw out a Falcon Kick. Gosh I’m awesome…


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